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update on riddler costume
the suit should get here by monday!!!!!!!!!
Last night I dreamed that there was a Baroque oil painting called The Madness of Spiders Georg, which featured a damatically lit, wretched old man huddled in a cave with his eyes bugging out and his face a mask of gluttony, shoveling fistfulls of spiders into his open mouth.
Tumblr is fucking with my brain.
This needs to be painted I will give someone $50 if you make a oil painting of it so I can hang it in my bathroom
ok so. depending on how much procrastination i put myself through, I may be able to create an on canvas acrylic based (not oil though) simulacrum
$50 wouldn’t buy the materials for an oil painting.
i mean you aren’t wrong. Acrylic is cheap but this’d still be a 5 hour piece minimum
We need to crowdfund The Madness Of Spiders Georg.
I feel like if I started myself or @alethinephrine a goddamn crowdfund to create a fucking canvas spiders georg painting we’d ascend to god tier internet and I wouldn’t be able keep shitposting from beyond the singularity.
That or I’d end up manifesting in @reallyreallyreallytrying ‘s house somehow
I wanna paint the Georg
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record
Honestly as a gay ur fashion sense is already amazing even if u wear tacky bold prints and look like u rolled around in a thrifty clearance bin our fashion sense is still light years ahead of any straight person
fashion looks that make all gay ppl nut:
- high waisted + crop top concept where that bit of skin above the belly but below the chest shows? u know that Rib Flab? m fuckign gay
- in a similar vein u know the mom jeans over fishnets look really does get me pregnant every damn time
- backwards baseball cap with the curls peaking out
- longe sweater over short skirt thanks
- hawaiian shirts worn in any way
- berets over short hair? mmmmm delicious
- that soft 80s sweater and mom jeans with the black belt fashion INVENTION that looks like something dj tanner in full house would wear? mood
- Baggy Sweater With The Sleeves Pushed To The Elbow a la robert sean leonard in this video
- the ‘im wearing my significant other’s jacket or hoodie and it is significantly Too Large’ statement
- turtlenecks under baseball shirts U Know What I Mean
- GOLFING OUTFITS u know u had a thing for chad danforth in his golfing outfit don’t lie to my face
- bowtie + suspenders combo we all know we’ve all talked about it we act like it’s in the past but i know… i know the truth im onto all of u
- mesh under short sleeved shirts
- all black outfits with just a pop of colour
- baggy graphic t’s from the 80’s and 90’s that have weird art proportions and colours tucked into cuffed mom jeans with a thin black belt and docs
- tight skinny jeans, fitted tee, oversized coat
- vests. just like,, all vests are gay
- tie dye shirts, light wash jeans, and a jean jacket
- let’s just face it, combat boots have always been gay
- a suit with a floral tie
- i could go on forever,, clothes make me so gay
- okay speaking of cuffed jeans the cuffed jeans and tall novelty socks underneath look
- also cuffed trousers + no socks + fancy shoes (in the style of chris pine, a fashion icon, before us)
- double denim in the form of jean jacket + pants
- WHITE OVERALLS over literally anything
- bomber jacket and bralette, no shirt
Please do not forget the classic flannel tied around your hips. A look. A mood. A gay thing.
this post is wlw and mlm solidarity
i can’t believe luke showed up to fight his nephew via astral force projection in custom gucci threads and chanel boots. hair all sleek, with organic beard oil, smelling like yves saint laurent l'homme and his skin all exfoliated. we truly stan a fashion icon.
the fashion at the black panther premiere has made every other hollywood event ever look like a 2008 middle school prom
“Let teenage girls get excited about things without shame.”
but also
“Teach teenage girls to think critically about the media they consume, lest they internalize and replicate harmful messages.”
